From Elsweyr With Love #2

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“You understand the mission then?” La’Dasha said to the grate under her feet as she sat on the bench.

“I do,” came the terse reply. La’Dasha had never met the man she knew as Faelian, though she had made use of his services for years. So far he had been undeniably successful. However, her requests had typically been much simpler than this one. She sincerely wished she could have just ordered a straightforward assassination, but that wasn’t the plan. Her operative would need to have a good grasp on the complexities. But she trusted no one more than Faelian.

However, that wasn’t saying much. She wasn’t even sure what race he was, though he was clearly not a khajiit or argonian. She only knew he got the job done where others had failed her. And this was going to be an expensive operation, though expenses didn’t bother the Dominion. A good thing too. The long range weapon she had left in the drop off location was priceless.

“Where?” came the hoarse voice from below her.

“Crypt. Name of Shelley. Key is in the urn on the left of the door. And Faelian…”

“Yeah?”

“I’m going to be following this one closely. It’s important.”

“Got it. When do you expect her in the city?”

“Two days from now.”

“I’ll contact you when it’s over.”

“No need. I’ll know when it’s over.”

There were no footfalls, but she sensed the man had gone anyway. It wasn’t like her to worry, but she was worried now. This was way too complex, and too many people were involved. Important people. If she failed this, she would die. It was as simple as that. Number 5 didn’t have to make the threat. She’d carried out similar orders on other high ranking members herself.

She needed a drink. She crossed the road to a bar. Her eyes adjusted to the dim light within and she sat at the bar and ordered her usual. It came to her – clear, cold and strong. She downed it with a single gulp and ordered another.

“This seat taken?” came a voice beside her. She looked to see a man. Big man.

She thought about it for a moment, then decided she needed the distraction. “There is now,” she replied noncommittally.

“You new in town? I haven’t seen you around here before.”

“Pretty new. Just came in yesterday. Business.”

“Ah,” he said, and she wondered how long he was going to take to get to the point. But it was all part of the game. She had to wait.

“Say, wanna guide? I know all the hot spots in town. This place, it’s alright, but it’s dead.”

“You like cats?” she asked, touching his thigh. She felt the muscles flex underneath her claws.

“I like everybody,” he said.

“Do you?” She looked him up and down. Slowly. “How much do you weigh, stud?”

“Oh! Like what you see? Couple hundred.”

“Mmm. And how big are you?”

“Big enough for a cat.”

“Are you? Well, this one does like to sample the local meat when in town. Want to skip the hot spots and make our own?”

This was the turning point. A lot of men she met would balk at this point. She didn’t mind. It was all part of the game. Some would be turned off by her boldness, and those were the ones that got away. “Go home to your wife,” she would tell them in her mind. “Go kiss your kids, stud. Be smart.”

“Sure, pussy. Where are you staying.”

Externally she smiled and told him her hotel and room number. Internally she sighed. The mean intelligence of the male population of Tamriel would slightly increase tonight. There was that. She was a force for evolution.

“Give me 20 minutes,” she said, standing up and downing her second drink. “The door will be open, stud.”

She saw the lecherousness in his eyes when she turned back at the door, watching her tail make motions in the air. “20 minutes.”

“I’ll be there,” he said, smiling a smile that told her all she needed to know. He would be.

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Ra’Jirra stepped down from the wagon behind a family of fellow khajiits into the full majesty of Rihad. It stank. The odor of thousands of different people, all crammed together in such a small space and under such high heat, would yield nothing else. Along with that wafted the aroma of a thousand different street vendors, all selling their possibly-still-edible wares. It combined to give a stench that reached to the sky.

She’d been here before. She had hoped to not be again.

Her contact was named Serosh, a rather bland looking Redguard she had met once before briefly, but she had done her research on him during her trip to Rihad using the folio Em had given her before she left. Not a top agent, but reliable and committed. However, he was a family man, and that was dangerous.

He hailed them a taxi, a premium affair. The Orsimer pedalling it was pleasantly quiet and didn’t reek too badly.

“Where am I staying?”

“The Pendant. Best lodgings in town. They’ve a premier casino and bar if you’re interested. I’ve got you the penthouse suite.”

“Nice! You know my tastes,” she smiled as he offered her a cocktail. She spat out the feathers though. She preferred them plucked first.

“Indeed. But it’s not just for your vanity, Raj. They’re the only hotel that excels in privacy. We’ll talk there.”

Ra’Jirra saluted him and began gnawing on the cocktail as she watched the riffraff of Rihad go by outside. The driver was impressive in his speed and mobility. She lay her head back and enjoyed the meager breeze and occasional respite from the atmosphere of the place. At moments she might almost think…

Suddenly an explosion rocked the small cart. She spun around to look out of the small window behind her. Smoke was rising from a storefront behind them, but the Orsimer was dutifully speeding past. She saw blood and heard screaming.

“What’s that all about?”

“Local disturbance. The usual thing. Massive poor population, small rich population and practically no middle class. The place is ripe for revolution, but the government keeps a pretty firm hand.”

“So that was a revolutionary bomb?”

Serosh shrugged. “Or counterrevolutionary. Who knows? Doesn’t make much difference really, does it?”

“Not to those people bleeding on the street.”

They pulled past the gates leading to The Pendant. Armed guards were in evidence. Lots of them. She watched as the gates clanked into place firmly behind her.

“Are they locked out, or am I locked in?” she asked Sarosh as he took her hand to help her out of the taxi.

He handed the driver something gold and the driver bit it before pocketing it. “Yes,” he replied with a smile, and two large Redguards came to see to her luggage while she strolled into the hotel. The doors opened at her approach, and she wondered for a moment if there might be magic involved, until she saw the ropes which obviously led to a couple of menial laborers stationed to give them a pull at the proper time.

Inside the air temperature dropped at least 20 degrees.

“Whoa! What’s this?” she asked the her friend.

“They call it Air Ice. They have a big tub of ice on each floor with a fan that blows it into the rooms. Nice, eh?”

“I’ll say! Almost makes me think I could live here!”

“Better watch that, cat. Some of us do, you know.”

“Oh, yeah. Sorry.”

“Let’s get you to your room,” he said.

They walked into a small box surrounded by a gated door which he closed. He turned a knob to indicate her floor number, and the box began to rise smoothly. She never did see the laborers that accomplished that little miracle, but she had no doubt they were there.

Serosh handed her the key and she opened the door. The room was huge and immaculate. She even let out a squeal when she saw the bath. It was enormous and open, with a commanding view through thick glass doors that led to a balcony beyond.

“Serosh, you’re not into cats are you?”

“Sorry Raj, no. Not me. Happily married man.”

“Good! You stay there, I’m taking a damned bath!”

“You do that. Sweaty fur isn’t exactly the most delightful perfume, I’m afraid.”

“Don’t I know it!”

She opened a spigot and water began to flow. She had no idea how that worked, but she was sure somebody’s muscles were involved. The water temperature was perfect.

“I’ve left a dossier on the table,” she heard from the next room as she got undressed. “Burn it when you’re done.”

Ra’Jirra lowered herself slowly into the warm water and let the tub fill slowly over her as bit-by-bit parts of her were submerged. She nearly cried with pleasure. “Aaaaaahh!”

“Long trip?” came the voice from the other room.

“Too long. I think I just want to stay in here all night.  So, how long are you good for tonight? When do you need to go home?”

“I’m good as long as you’d like. I sent my family away. I don’t like them to be around during an operation.”

“Smart thinking.”

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From Elsweyr With Love #1

Sashimi commissioned this from Kazerad and it inspired me to do something a little unusual. I’m writing a fanfiction based on it. I’ll be posting it here at bdfanfic.tumblr.com in sections as usual. Here’s Chapter 1. Plot blatantly copied from From Russia With Love, so don’t watch that if you want to be surprised!

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La’Dasha arrived at his office as quickly as she could. She had proven herself worthy of the top assignment as a chief operations officer within the Aldmeri Dominion over the years with exemplary service, yet as a khajiit she knew she would always be under the severest of scrutiny by the Altmer she worked for. Number 1 sat with his back to the door when she came in. He did not deign to turn around, but simply indicated a seat beside another High Elf at his desk.

“Welcome La’Dasha,” said Number 5 beside her. She knew his name was Tormandil, but even that was information she should not possess. She sat in the seat indicated.

“This one was notified of an urgency,” she replied. “This one is ready.”

“We have an unusual assignment for you today, La’Dasha. Does the name Ra’Jirra ring any bells?”

“Agent for Elsweyr. Licensed to kill. One of their best as this one recalls.”

“Yes, indeed,” Number 5 smiled in that too-slick way. The man always reminded her of a reptile, though he was no argonian. Sometimes she expected his forked tongue to peek out from between his lips.

“She has been causing us… difficulty of late. We would like you to eliminate that difficulty.”

“She will be dead within…” La’Dasha began, but suddenly Number 1 swiveled around and La’Dasha instantly silenced herself.

“Death is not enough,” said the porcine elf, quietly at first but growing redder with every word. “No, we would not trouble you with a simple assassination, cat. She must be humiliated. She must be humbled. She must fall to her knees and beg for death! Only then will you be allowed to kill her! Do you UNDERSTAND?!?”

The vehemence of Number 1’s outburst took the khajit aback. This was not usual. Not usual at all. The Altmer prided themselves on their calm and impassive demeanor. Even Tormandil looked shocked.

“This one understands, sir,” she replied quietly. Already her mind was reeling with various scenarios.

“La’Dasha, perhaps you begin to understand,” Tormandil said calmly. “We know you are a loyal and trustworthy agent. You have a 95% success rate, the highest of all our operational chiefs. Yet your… personal predilections are somewhat distasteful, if I must say.”

The khajiit grinned a toothy grin. She wasn’t completely sure which ‘predilection’ he was referring to, nor even which he knew about, but when speaking with a high officer of the Aldmeri Dominion, it was always best to assume they know everything. They usually do.

“Still, quality service forgives much. And your dalliances have never caused us any undue issues.”

“This one’s dalliances do not talk afterwards.”

Number 1 snuffled and turned back around, looking at something on the floor. La’Dasha knew of the trap door there. The light from below indicated there was some entertainment currently amusing him. She looked back to Number 5.

“No,” Number 5 agreed. “They do not. But I do implore you to use your best efforts on this operation. It is of utmost importance that we succeed. To that end we have some… ideas. Please, if you would, let us leave Number 1 in peace and I will fill you in on the details.”

“Oh gods,” La’Dasha thought as she left the office and continued down the hall towards Number 5’s personal quarters.

She liked Number 5 well enough, but his own penchant for mixing business with pleasure left her cold. Worse yet, when the upper management had ‘ideas’, they were usually overly complex and under-imagined. Still, she had always managed to streamline things to get the job done. As for Number 5’s fondness for khajiits, she didn’t mind that so much, but she could never finish the act as she most desired. Tormandil probably never suspected just how close to death he was after he’d lain with her. Or maybe he did. There were those who got off on proximity to danger. She’d certainly had enough of those. But she’d never gotten to taste Altmer flesh. Maybe someday. Hope springs eternal, someone once said.

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Ra’Jirra was late, but not for lack of trying. Technological progress had been amazingly fast since the near-elimination of magic, but along with it came incumbent problems that no one had anticipated. With all their talk of betterment of all, no one had yet come up with a solution to the problem of traffic in the city. And Torval was growing rapidly. While Ra’Jirra was just a visitor here, still she found that every trip to the headquarters of the HMSS was a new adventure in just how badly the city growth was being managed.

“You’re late,” the secretary said. “Go on in. They’re waiting for you.”

The Leonid head turned to look at her when she entered. “Ah, Ra’Jirra. Glad to see you could make it. We were beginning to worry you wouldn’t make it. Sit down, we have a lot to talk about and you haven’t much time.”

Ra’Jirra crossed to where Queue and Em sat at a small conference table.

“I haven’t?”

While Ta’agra did forbid the use of the first-person pronoun, she was happy to be back in Elsweyr where she didn’t have to think about the quirk it caused in the Common tongue. His Mane’s Secret Service did employ non-khajiit agents of course, but here in the capital of Elsweyr the de-facto language was the khajiit’s own, and she no longer had to structure her tongue around the foreign words, so she didn’t even have think about the pronoun issue. It was simply how you spoke in Ta’agra.

“No. There’s urgent business afoot. You know, of course, of the impending crisis between the Imperials and Hammerfell.”

“Of course,” Ra’Jirra frowned. “Don’t you remember my last assignment? I was in the thick of it!”

“Oh, yes. That’s right. I seem to recall reading something about that. Anyway, the Imperials have asked for our help. It seems a Hammerfell cypher wants to defect. But they can’t be caught stealing her away from Hammerfell during this crisis directly. And there’s another reason…”

“Oh? What’s that?”

“She’s asked for you by name, Ra’Jirra. It seems she’s become somewhat enamored of you, given your recent publicity.”

Ra’Jirra frowned at that. She’d never been much for disguises and going incognito – in fact, she had some small pride, if not outright ego, in announcing her name far and wide. But the story of her last exploit had made it into certainly publications widely read by those into politics and intrigue. And they hadn’t redacted her name.

“I see,” she said simply. “Does she check out?”

“She does. She’s a mid-level cryptologist in Hammerfell’s security department. But Ra’Jirra, it’s more than just getting a cryptologist. She says she can get us their prime encryption device. Ra’Jirra, that would take months for their agents to stop using. If we can get that, every message sent from Hammerfell would be decryptable.”

“And we’d just hand it off to the Imperials,” Ra’Jirra growled.

“Oh, not so!” said Queue, the head technologist of HMSS. “With the device in our hands, we could read the messages, but we would only transfer to the Imperials those that we chose to!”

“Besides, Raj, the Imperials are our friends,” Em said gruffly.

“This week,” Ra’Jirra countered.

The head of the HMSS had to nod at that.

“Anyway, you’re to head off to Rihad as soon as possible. We have an agent there that can fill you in on the details…” Em said, but Queue interrupted him.

“But first,” he said, obviously relishing the moment. “We’ve got a couple interesting devices that you may find helpful on your mission!”

“Oh joy,” Ra’Jirra said, eyeballing him dubiously. “Last time you almost got me stabbed with my own shoe!”

“Pfft,” Queue hissed. Quite literally. Queue was an Argonian. “A small error in metal fatigue calculations. We’ve perfected that now! But look at this…”

“Looks like a briefcase,” she said, opening and closing the lid. Nothing obvious. No hidden compartments that she could make out.

“Ah, no… the secret is in the lock. It’s a combination lock. Here, look… When closed and locked, the case is nearly unbreakable. Only extreme shearing force could break it open. For all practical purposes, it’s invulnerable. But set these symbols to Snake, Snake, Cat and…”

The latch popped open.

“Well, that’s great. But if someone steals the thing, they can force it open eventually. I don’t see the…”

“Oh, no! That’s not the secret! Hammerfell’s been using locks like this for years. They’re ahead of us in technology, you know. But look at this!  Set the combination instead to… Cat, Snake, Snake and.”

Queue turned the last thumbwheel and something snapped.

Dammit!” he cried, snatching his hand back from the case.

“What?” Ra’Jirra asked, looking closely at the combination lock.

“Poison dart. Instant death,” Queue said, nursing his thumb.

QUEUE?” both Em and Ra’Jirra exclaimed.

“Should I call for a medic?!” Em asked the Argonian.

“No, no… doesn’t work on Argonians. Well. Almost doesn’t. My thumb’s going to be swollen for a week. Dammit! Here, I’ll reset it.:”

“And what’s this gadget?” Ra’Jirra said, turning to the small metallic rectangle.

“Oh, that! Be careful, Ra’Jirra. That’s deadly! The boys in the lab call it the Projectilized Ultimate Suppression System. Unlike the briefcase lock, it’s our own design from scratch!”

“Wait… What do you call it for short?”

“The boys have an unusual sense of humor. We just call it a ‘gun’”

“A gun. Better. How does it work?”

Queue proceeded to tell Ra’Jirra the intricacies of the device, explained about the exploding gas contained within it when triggered by a small hammer, and demonstrated the devastating effect on a side of beef they’d set up on the other side of the room.

The hole it left was impressive.

“Nice!” Ra’Jirra said, taking the ‘gun’. And good to see you’re testing your devices on proper materials too.”

“What do you mean?” Queue asked.

“The beef!”

“Oh, no. That’s just my lunch.”