On His Mane’s Secret Service – Chapter 1

Somehow it looks like I forgot to post the first chapter here! Or Tumblr took it down. Probably the former.

On His Mane’s Secret Service
Chapter 1

She stood flanked by two quite sturdy Altmer as they stood upon the open platform that began to rise on the power of Altmer magic. The wind stirred her hair as she looked up at the impossibly tall building.

Magic. Only the Altmer retained enough magic to construct this building. Though it’s foundations were as solid as any other building, she could not imagine how it had ever been erected without the slowly-dwindling resource that now few but the Mer could summon. She lost count of the number of floors she had risen when the platform finally slowed. She felt a momentary panic as her weight suddenly dropped and an unreasonable feeling that the wind might sweep her off the platform to the ground below overcame her.

When it stopped, one of the guards opened the door and she followed him in, the other guard right behind her. After the door was closed behind her, she involuntarily fell to her knees. She was going to be sick and nothing she could do would stop it. A hand came into view – one of the guards held a bag and she retched into it unceremoniously.

“Sorry,” she said after she’d voided her stomach, and the guard produced a cup of water and a towel for her. So much for dignity. She took his hand after she’d cleaned herself up, sheathing her claws that had extended involuntarily as the other guard disposed of the bag,. The guards had been through this before obviously.

She stood and looked back at the glass door. The platform was gone and she realized that she was completely helpless here in the stronghold of her enemy. She could not possibly get back down without their help.

“Ra’Jirra,” said a smooth voice in Ta’agra. She saw it came from a thin Altmer who had appeared without a sound.

“Please come in. Sorry about the nausea. It is natural, there’s no need for shame. You get used to it eventually. How was your trip?”

“Thank you,” Ra’Jirra said, following him into a large office, where she took the seat he offered her. “The trip was uneventful, though I think the blindfold was a bit much. It’s not like this building is hard to spot.”

“Ah. Old traditions die hard. You are our enemy, after all.”

Ra’Jirra looked at the Mer, her eyes narrowing. “I am.”

“That is unfortunate. And unwise. But facts are facts. Still, you must be aware that if we wanted to kill you, the opportunities have been… legion. I am a little surprised that our request for you personally to attend was honored, frankly.”

Ra’Jirra was impressed. This Altmer’s Ta’agra was flawless.

“To whom do I address?” she asked, though the question was moot. Still, even among enemies, the protocols must be obeyed.

“I am #1 of the Aldmeri Dominion. That is the appellation I prefer you use. But you surprise me, Ra’Jirra. I did not expect you would have diplomatic tact. Have you been trained in diplomacy too?”

“I’ve picked up some of the niceties,” she replied. “Shall we get down to business?”

“With pleasure,” he said. “Before his untimely demise, I believe you met with a mutual acquaintance – #4, did you not?”

“I did. I didn’t expect a fortune-teller though.”

“Ah. So he showed you the future, did he?”

“He showed me something.”

“And have you informed your superiors of that?”

“I did not. Pictures on a wall. What of them? They could be anything. Anything at all. No one knows the future. Not even you Aldmeri with all of your magic.”

#1 nodded, folding his hands as if in prayer in front of her. “Indeed, we cannot. The future isn’t written. But what we can do isn’t far from it. Tell me, do you have weather forecasters in Torval?”

“Of course, though I wouldn’t call them forecasters. They take the weather reports from Hammerfell and predict how long the same weather will take to arrive in Elsweyr. It’s not hard.”

“And are they accurate?”

“Usually. Not always.”

“Yes. They too cannot predict the future accurately. But they can be right more than they are wrong. That is what we can do. We can predict many things. There is a storm coming, Ra’Jirra. A storm that, if not thwarted, will destroy the Mer, the Khajiiti, and even the Argonians with their precious Hist. That storm exists, and it is coming, Ra’Jirra. To reach the outcome you were shown will take thousands of years, it is true. But it is a big storm. We play the long game here, you see. Yet single-handedly your efforts against us have cost us much.”

Ra’Jirra smiled and sat back in her chair.

“Are you proud of that, khajiit? Are you PROUD that you have prevented our every attempt to preserve your own race as well our own?”

“I am proud that I have accomplished my various missions. I don’t see your acts in Tamriel as benefiting anyone but yourselves frankly. You continuously have striven to cause division between Hammerfell and Cyrodiil. What I have done, as I see it, is to prevent war between the humans on a massive scale, saving untold thousands of lives.”

“Undoubtedly you have done so, but if you saw it as we do, you would realize that those thousands of lives you saved will someday cost tens of thousands of lives. MILLIONS! OF KHAJIIT LIVES!

The Altmer stood from behind his desk, his outburst causing visible flushing of his face.

“So you say,” Ra’Jirra said calmly.

#1 shook himself. He looked at her, then sat back down.

“I have lost my composure. That is inexcusable, but please do believe me when I tell you I regret that. That is not our way. It was the downfall of my predecessor, and I do learn from others’ mistakes. I will not repeat it again.”

“Thank you, Number One,” Ra’Jirra said sincerely. “I am aware that my life is in your hands. I do hope those hands are steady.”

“You came to Alinor willingly. You followed all our requirements. I would not disrespect that trust. But we have reached an impasse, you and I. It boils down to belief. I believe in our prediction, Ra’Jirra. I believe in it with all my heart. You do not. Of course, you cannot comprehend the magics involved in our discovery of it. You and your kind simply don’t have the resources any longer to comprehend magic the way we do. I do not blame you for that. Even some of our fellow Mer can’t grasp it. But at the very least, trust me when i tell you that I do not just believe in this prediction. I cannot believe anything else. It is simply the truth of the future. There will be no Khajiiti, no Mer, no Argonians. Only Humans. They will take over the entirety of Mundus if something isn’t done to stop them – and soon. With every passing day that ‘something’ must be larger. Their dominance is not yet assured, but its probability increases with every day. Your own actions have increased it even more.”

“I am a servant of the Mane,” Ra’Jirra said quietly.

“Indeed, and a good and loyal servant. Which leads me to why I’ve asked you here today.”

Ra’Jirra looked up as he stood, and she stood likewise. A declaration was imminent.

“Ra’Jirra, I propose an unprecedented meeting to you today. A meeting between the doomed races of Tamriel. I would like to meet personally with the Mane, and another whom you do not know of.”

“A meeting? Directly with the Mane? Impossible.” Ra’Jirra said, her eyes widening.

“It is possible. It must be possible. Only by explaining our circumstances directly will he and one other be convinced. Perhaps our methods were ill-advised, but our goal must become his goal, or we are truly doomed. The Magic cannot last. We cannot hold against them alone.”

“Who is this Other?”

“It is a secret the Argonians have held for millennia. But we know better. The Argonians are not strictly a Collective as you and everyone else has been told. No, Ra’Jirra. They are secretly a Matriarchy. She is known to them, for want of a better term, as the Histess. She is their leader from behind the scenes. But we know of her. Even now we have sent a diplomat to request her presence at this historic meeting of the Mer, the Khajiiti and the Argonians.”

#1 paused for effect, before continuing, “Once, your kind were allied to us. Remind your Mane of that. We request this audience with him at his own pleasure, but in the spirit of the alliance that once stood between us, he should accept. He may determine the place and time.”

Ra’Jirra stood dumbfounded, before she found her voice. “You will represent the Mer? All of the Mer?”

#1 nodded. “I have the authority. I do. I will bring a contingent of each, if that is acceptable to your Mane, as proof of my authority in this.”

Ra’Jirra thought about it. The Mane did not grant diplomatic audience with anyone. But… it was true that the Altmer were once allies of the Khajiit. Slavers as well at other times, but…

She took a deep breath. “I question if bringing me here was wise. I am an agent, not a diplomat. I’m not even sure if I can get an audience with the Mane myself!”

“You are a known enemy of the Altmer…” #1 started.

“Not of the Altmer. Of the Dominion,” she pointed out.

“I am corrected. Of the Dominion. There is no one better to present my request to the Mane. And I think you can manage it. Ra’Jirra, our attempts to thwart the human storm have failed using our own subterfuge and tactics. It is time for a different approach.”

“I hope he doesn’t accept,” Ra’Jirra said honestly.

“That,” #1 smiled, “Is not your decision.”

“I will take your proposal back to Elsweyr. That is all I can promise.”

“And tell them what you have seen,” #1 added.

“I will tell them what you have showed me. With all the skepticism I feel.”

“That will suffice. It has to.”

On His Mane’s Secret Service – Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Em was not available when Dar’Amon and Ra’Jirra arrived at the HMSS headquarters, so she left her report with his secretary, Miss Ponsonby. Ra’Jirra and Miss Ponsonby had never been friends, but she had helped her after the Argonian affair, and she had gained a grudging respect for the surly old khajiit afterwards.

“You two just go back to your room. I’ll leave your report with Em and will have someone contact you and bring you back in when he returns.”

The two did as requested and spent the afternoon strolling the streets of Torval. The city had become quite crowded in recent years, with an influx of young khajiits relocating from the hard life of rural farmers and tradesmen to try and make a name for themselves in the Big City. Many of the impediments to living there had been improved as it had lost the putrid smell and congestion with advances in plumbing and sanitation. Even the crime rate had decreased significantly.

The two sat on a park bench, watching the pedestrians stroll by. Dar’Amon sat on Ra’Jirra’s shoulder, whispering in her sensitive ear so that his ability to speak wasn’t discovered.

“You know, this park didn’t even exist a few years ago. The Mane is really doing a good job making this city better,” he said.

“Oh, I know. It’s almost unrecognizable from the place I first visited ten years ago! I heard there’s talk of deepening the docks so bigger ships can port here.”

“All this change… I know it’s for the best, but sometimes…”

Ra’Jirra stroked the cat’s head beside her. “It’s too much. Too soon. We barely have enough time to figure out the new ways before something even newer comes along.”

“Well, what can you do? Just make do as best we can I suppose. Some things are starting to seem downright barbaric though.”

They watched as one of the Mane’s concubines passed by with her retinue, dressed in the her gauzy and transparent costume.

“Like that?” Ra’Jirra said when they’d passed by.

“Exactly like that. Look, even in my Alfiq state, I’m as… male as the next guy. But really…”

“You’re getting conservative in your old age, Dar.”

“Hmph. Probably.  Have you ever met the Mane?”

“Me?! No. I know Em meets with him regularly, and I heard Queue had an interview with him during that Argonian thing. But no, I’ve never even been inside the Palace. I’ve seen him on the balcony during speeches of course.”

“I went inside once,” Dar’Amon confided. “Not officially. I just wanted to look around. Easy thing to do when you’re a cat.”

“Jeeze Dar! That’s an easy way to get yourself killed! It’s not like the guards don’t know an Alfiq from a real cat!”

Dar’Amon started licking a paw. “Ah… It was shortly after they’d shut down the research that made me… this. I was pretty depressed back then, knowing that I’d be stuck this way for the rest of my life.  I don’t think I was exactly suicidal, just… I didn’t care much about life anymore.”

“Dar, you never told me that.”

“I know. I didn’t want you to think I was crazy in the head too. But yeah. It was a hard time for me. But I got over it eventually. You kind of have to. What else can you do?”

“Well, I’m glad you got over it.”

“Working for the HMSS helped a lot. And Em personally. He helped me see that, even in this state, I can still do a lot of good for Elsweyr.”

“So what was it like, in the Palace?”

“Oh, pretty much what you’d expect. All marble floors and gold leaf. I never saw the Mane, but I can tell you their kitchens have the most excellent fish!”

“I bet!”

Dar nudged her ear then. “Raj. I think that’s the HMSS courier! See him?”

Ra’Jirra stood up, letting Dar’Amon leap off her shoulder to the bench. The courier literally ran to them.

“You are Ra’Jirra?”

“I am. You’re from the HMSS?”

“Yes. You’re wanted at the headquarters. Immediately. And I am to stress… immediately.”

Ra’Jirra looked at Dar’Amon, then back to the courier. “Oh…kay. What’s the emergency?”

“Just a Courier, Ma’am. I’ve got a wagon to take you there.”

Ra’Jirra picked up Dar’ Amon and followed the Courier back. He probably knew about the Alfiq, but protocol said he was not to be treated like anything but a normal cat when in public.  The wagon was driven by another man, obviously experienced in navigating traffic. They arrived back at headquarters in record time.

——————

“What do you mean, you didn’t think it was important?!”

Em was angry. Angrier than Raj had ever seen him before, and she felt even worse because it was directed at her. Worse yet, he was right to be.

“Look, Em, it was just magic pictures on a wall! The Altmer can conjure up anything. You know that. Just propaganda to get me to side with them.”

“Damn it Raj, you have to know it was important! You’ve been trained to report the littlest of things, yet you didn’t report this?!”

“I’m sorry Em.”

“Raj, I know you. I know you hate the Altmer. I think you didn’t want to share anything that could show them in a positive way. That’s it, isn’t it?”

“Not the Altmer,” she said, dejected. “The Dominion. They killed my friends. They killed Sarosh. They killed Ropes. Yes Em. You’re right. I should have reported it. I’m sorry, but I have come to hate them. They’re devious, cunning and dangerous. Believing anything they say is stupid!”

“Ra’Jirra, that’s not your call to make. But I see now you’ve lost your detachment. Do you understand what that means? Ra’Jirra, I can no longer trust you.”

She looked up at her mentor’s face. The anger was still there, but it was rapidly being overcome with a pitying look that made her eyes tear up.

“No! Em…”

“Ra’Jirra. I’m sorry too. But I can’t have you in the Service any longer. You’re fired.”

“Em! I can change! I can be dispassionate again!”

“No Ra’Jirra. You can’t. How long have we known each other? You’ve been one of my best agents. You’re not leaving with any dishonor. You are and will always be a friend to me as well, and I hope I will continue to be yours. But you are biased. For damned good reason, but the fact remains. You must leave the service. Now.”

Rajirra continued to look at him. She had always looked up to the big Cathay-Raht, though that was obvious. But she knew he was a father-figure to her as well. And now he was telling her to leave the family. It hurt. She felt the tears roll down her face, making tracks like a cheetah.

Em stepped close and put his arms around her. “I’m sorry, Raj. Really I am.”

She accepted his embrace and returned it. “Me too Em.”

“M’enji” he said, and she looked up uncomprehending through blurred eyes.

“My real name.”

“M’enji” she said, as if tasting the name. “You honor me.”

“I do. I have many contacts in the government, Raj. If you’re interested, I can find you a good placement.”

“I’m… really off the Service?”

“Yes Raj.”

She wiped the tears away, though they returned quickly. She looked away from him. “I’ll think about it, Em. I need some time to think.”

Then she laughed, incongruously. “I was going to tell you. Dar and I… we got engaged.”

“About time,” her former boss said. “Congratulations.”

“He’ll be happy to hear the news.”

“No he won’t, Raj. If he’s the man I think he is, he wants you to be happy. And you’re not happy. He won’t be celebrating anything today. But he may help you to understand. I am happy for you two, for what it’s worth.”

“Thank you Em,” she said, walking to the door. He followed her and stopped close behind when she didn’t open it. She looked around the room, realizing it was probably the last time she would stand within it.

“I’ll miss this place,” she said honestly, but her voice was returning to normal.

Em said nothing but put his oversized hand on her shoulder. She touched it briefly, then opened the door to the outer office.

“Miss Ponsonby,” he said with an official tone. “Please escort Ra’Jirra from the premises as soon as she’s gathered her belongings.”

The secretary’s eyes grew large, and Em nodded in assurance that she’d understood correctly.

Ra’Jirra left the office of the head of the HMSS, never to return.

On His Mane’s Secret Service – Chapter 2

On His Mane’s Secret Service
Chapter 2

Ra’Jirra walked the gangway back to her waiting Elsweyr ship. She saw Dar’Amon waiting at the other end and smiled at him. A proper greeting had to wait until they got back to the privacy of their room, however.

“So,” Dar’Amon said from her shoulder as she closed the door behind them. “What? What happened? You’re lucky to still be alive, you foolish kitten!”

“Now Dar, it’s my job. Besides, if they’d just killed me outright that would look awfully bad if they’ve any hopes of any diplomatic future at all.”

“I know… but…”

“Aww. You were worried about me?” Ra’Jirra said, putting her gear on the floor.

“Well,” the cat stammered, “Of course I was!”

She picked him up and put her on her lap as she pulled out her writing instruments and began to encode a message to her boss, Em. Dar’Amon didn’t try to read it. Each agent of the HMSS had a different encoding method, and even between two as close as Ra’Jirra and Dar’Amon had become, they would never share that. She began to write. Even though she would get to Elsweyr along with the message, it was standard practice to write of any encounters like the one she’d just had as soon as possible.
“Sorry Dar, but I think this is probably one of those Need To Know cases,” she said, stroking the cat.

The cat sighed, and jumped up on the writing desk.

“Raj, can we talk for a little bit?”

Ra’Jirra looked at Dar’Amon. He had his serious face on. Even with the Alfiq body, she’d come to be able to read the face well.

“Just give me a couple of minutes. This won’t take long.”

The cat sighed and lay down on the table in front of her. Though in an Alfiq body for most of the time they had known each other, the moons had aligned twice since they’d met when he’d reverted to his native Cathay form for a few short days.

“Raj, where do you think we’re heading?” he said as she continued writing.

“To Elsweyr of course, silly,” she laughed without interrupting her work.

“No. Not geographically. Romantically. You and me and our relationship, I mean.”

She looked up from her paper. Dar’Amon was licking a paw nonchalantly. “I don’t know, Dar. I like you, you must know that. Why?”

“And I, you. A lot. But this… thing I’ve done to myself. This body and the lycanthropy… it’s not going to go away you know.”

“Gatanthropy,” she corrected. “And I know. But it’s alright. It’s not a big deal to me, Dar. You return to your normal state often enough for me.”

The Alfiq head turned to look at her.  “Truly?”

“Yes, Dar. I’m not that needy, despite what you may think on based on those days!”

Dar’Amon lay his head back down and she went back to writing. A few minutes later, she had finished and sealed the paper before picking up her lover and setting him on her shoulder.

She set him on the bed before getting in herself. “Now what’s this all about?”

“Rajirra,” he began, and she sat up. He didn’t often use her full name these days, so it probably meant it was important.

“I’ve been thinking about us a lot lately. If you really are being honest with me, that this Alfiq thing doesn’t bother you…”

“Dar, you’ve got to know by now it doesn’t. If you must know I’ve been asking Em if you can come with me on my assignments. If I didn’t want you with me, I sure wouldn’t have done that.”

Dar’Amon stood up and climbed onto her lap. “Really? You’ve been asking Em for me?”

Ra’Jirra rubbed his neck. “Yes Dar. I didn’t want to tell you though. But… I like being with you. A lot.”

“Aw! Raj! You should have told me! I just thought he kept pawning me off on you to keep me out of their way.”

“No, silly cat.”

“I’m due for another moon phase next week you know…”

“Are you kidding? I’ve marked it in my schedule! Dar, you know I don’t just toss around the ‘L’ word. But I think I might be in love with you. Really.”

The cat walked up her chest and nuzzled her face. “Ra’Jirra, that’s so good to hear. Do me a favor would you? In my bag under the bed, there’s a black box.  Would you do me a favor and bring it up here?”

“Sure. Hold on…” Ra’Jirra said, picking up the cat and setting i him beside her. She got down on the floor and pulled the bag out and rummaged around to find the box.

“Here you go,” she said, setting it beside Dar’Amon with a mischievous smile.

“RAJ! Don’t be mean. Open it for me!”

She laughed and did as he asked. But then she saw what was in it and her laughter died immediately.

“Is this…” she started, drawing out the jewelry.

“That,” Dar’Amon said, as seriously as a small cat’s voice could be made to sound, “is an Amulet of Mara.”

Ra’Jirra looked at the Alfiq in front of her, her eyes wide. A thousand thoughts crowded into her mind, all vying for primacy. This was not how she imagined this moment would come!

“Dar!” she said.

“You don’t have to answer right away. I honestly didn’t expect to open it at all. But, you said…”

“You plan ahead, don’t you?”

“Well, when you’ve only got hands a few days a month, you kinda learn to!”

“Come here you cute thing!” Ra’Jirra said, lifting him bodily and planting an impressive kiss on his feline face.

“Of course I do.”

“You do what?!”

“I’ll marry you, Dar’Amon!”

“Well, that’s a relief! I hope you don’t regret it. Put it on! I want to see you wearing my Amulet.”

“Hold on… I’ll be right back,” Ra’Jirra said, taking the amulet and retreating to the changing room. She emerged a minute later.

“What do you think? Does it look good on me?” she asked, displaying herself in front of her fiance.

“It looks… beautiful, Raj. But it appears to be magical. Apparently it makes your clothes disappear!” he laughed and she joined him on the bed.

“Sorry we can’t celebrate properly,” he said, curling up atop her chest.

“We have all the time in the world, Dar. We’re together, and that’s all the celebration I need.”

Some time later, they awoke. The sun had set through the small porthole, and Ra’Jirra got up to dress.

“Let’s go for a walk,” she said from the other room, tucking the amulet into her blouse out of sight.

“Sounds like a fine idea, my bride!”

“Why now?” she asked, pulling the curtain to the dressing room closed behind her.

“Ra’Jirra, I have to be honest with you. I worried about you taking this mission. We all know the Dominion would prefer you out of the way. I think Em made a mistake, allowing you to go. You’re not a diplomat! But if you’re going to get yourself killed, I figured I’d better ask before that!”

“Dar, you know our job is inherently dangerous. It comes with the paycheck. But it was a good plan. If you think being married to an Alfiq is physically problematic, being married to a ghost is practically impossible!”

“Do you ever think about retiring?” he asked her, and she stopped, turning back.

“Why? You want me to settle down and raise kittens? Making demands awfully early for having just won yourself a lifemate.”

“I’m sorry. But I do worry. No one notices a cat, but you’re practically a celebrity. Someday your luck is going to run out, I’m afraid.”

“I’ve thought about it. But Dar, I like what I do. I feel like I’m making a difference in the world, you know?”

“I know. Me too I suppose. I just… don’t want to be married to a ghost.”

“Funny thing that. I don’t particularly want to become one!” she said, opening the door. “Coming?”

“Would you haunt me?” Dar’Amon asked, jumping down the bed and following her to the door for a stroll outside.

“Till your dying day, cat. Now shut up. You’re not supposed to be able to talk, remember?”

“Oh… yeah. I mean… meow.”


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Chapter 2 of You Only Live 18 Times (Spyjirra).  The text version of this chapter can be found here: https://bdfanfic.tumblr.com/post/177714344828/you-only-live-18-times-2 which is especially useful when I get overambitious and put too much ambiance effects in! 🙂

I have yet to actually even start reading your longer fics, but I’ve enjoyed your writing style in the shorter ones. The reading you just did of You Only Live 18 Times reminded me of radio dramas, in a good way. Your voice works well for the pace you set, clear and easy to listen to. The added background noise helps to set the mood a lot, and made the more frantic scenes “pop”. In the future, maybe please link to the text version, so we can read along? It was easy enough to find, but still.

Oh! Good idea! Assuming Tumblr allows me to link in an Audio post, I’ll absolutely start doing that.


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Chapter 1 of 18 of my 2nd Spyjirra fiction named You Only Live 18 Times. It’s set in an alternate future of the Elder Scrolls universe – a bit of a steampunk-ish setting. Cut me a bit of slack though, I’m far from a professional reader and certainly not a voice actor. But I did add some effects that make it a bit more interesting I think.The character of Ra’Jirra is based on Kazerad’s side character, though even I have to admit, the connection is tenuous at best.